Flashy new suitcase cost less than 1/2 of the same model it replaces, 5-ish years old. Old one has more miles on it than your entire family and I won't hesitate to demand that the concierge give it a proper Viking funeral, setting it adrift ablaze on Puget Sound. Also, it's blue.

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