There was a time when this was ridiculous

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This is not exactly how YouTube said to make a kydex leatherman holster

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The English commentators have taken to calling this the 'grello' 911 #nurburgring24h

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Seriously.

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Oh snap. #spoileralert

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When LinkedIn sends you suggestions, sometimes you go "how TF do I know this person" and sometimes you really have to question who you have been hanging out with. #howdoyouunfriendsomeone

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Ultimate scraping machine

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Hurry, Smith #8minutes

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Lmao

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These are not cookies, more like garlic - tinged rocks

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TIL that Nicaraguan enchiladas are tasty stuff inside a fried, bombproof shell.

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I hope you die a horribly painful stolen-Leatherman related death, opportunistic thieving bastard that stole my EDC from my suitcase. #upgradeformethough

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Squeaky cheeeeeeeeesssseeeee #singalong

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Well, who's my buddy now? #lilythebadcat

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Thoughts and prayers for your boycott

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The worst

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I will say, I haven't been tipped with cruise line swag in a while. Happy customers = sweet new coffee cup. @celebritycruises

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Not really progress

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Close

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Awkward cover timing

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Be the clam. @poorlydrawnlines

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Hell yeah @racelitedesigns, Mutsie is the definition of #wingwednesdays

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These two look like backup singers with the matching dresses

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Saw a dude wearing the shirt. Good ideas.

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Lol

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This is the very definition of 'strings attached' somehow

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FFS I have zero desire to renegotiate the contract every time you want me to go to your ship. These MFs love them some goddamned paperwork.

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Given the possible outcomes, you'd think @americanair would spring for a clock in the lounge. Worse than the casino.

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Truck stop sandwiches at midnight. Keep it classy, @seatacairport

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I've been to Seattle 4 times this year and haven't seen the space noodle once

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Oh, it's awkward after their DQ

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Face tattoo family (well, just mommy and daddy) just rolled up where I'm sitting.

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That seems like a real last name, totally not - fake woman who wants to send me a message

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CHARLIE DON'T SURF

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Burger lovingly hand-microwaved by the chef

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It's straight 'apocalypse now' out here with the heckalopters

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When you find out there's an earlier flight that means you won't have to sleep in the Seattle Airport but you'd have to change every bit of your reservation at tremendous cost. Fml

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@tinydesk @idlesband wtf are you waiting for? #go #nao

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Okay, maybe just one more for the road

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Taco crepes are amazing

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