Saturday, July 11, 2020

Just another day in Florida


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Eat breakfast, cook chicken Tikka masala in the cartoonishly large pan before the chicken goes bad. Just another Saturday.


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Socially responsible clown posse ftw


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This makes a lot of sense


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Friday, July 10, 2020

You mean I could have had $10 all this time?


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Finally reached the point where knowing that these dickhead cats have destroyed the guest room bed equals action.


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Not sad


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Instagram wouldn't share the title "hobo humping slobo babe" when I post from the @kexp app.


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Who actually delivers the packages for Amazon, is it ninjas? #noknockonthedoor #nomotiondetectedondoorbell #justalexanotification


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I can't get out of this car now


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All bangers


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Stereo is on fire today


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Question: If I died in my apartment like a rat in a cage Would the neighbors smell the corpse before the cat ate my face?


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Timeless


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Peaches come out of a can / they were put there by a man / in a factory downtown


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Thursday, July 09, 2020

Is this the beginning of the sinkhole that's going to swallow my house, because 2020?


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Um


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One of these things is not like the other ones. #blueberrywaffletime


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Where have we seen this before?


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Wednesday, July 08, 2020


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Sing along


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It's tough to buy a single lemon.


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Goddamn, I have a lot of damn t-shirts.


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The laptop has been sitting at a log in screen, until it blue screened and rebooted several times to arrive here. Keep fucking around, the box is on its way to send you in for a warranty repair.


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I'd like to know where in the hell ads that appear when I unlock my phone came from. Any theories? #android


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Freaky


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Kkkulture!


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Absolutely correct


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Tuesday, July 07, 2020

One for now, and 5 for later.


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Had to whip up a batch of an old favorite so I don't have to throw away more ground turkey first.


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6¢ and I'm not even sure it's the kind of pepper that I want for the dish I'm making.


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Great t-shirts that don't get worn often.


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Ah, the secret.


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Monday, July 06, 2020


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All that junk in the garage isn't junk when you have another one.


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