Donttrythisathome.org: 02/24/2019

Saturday, March 02, 2019

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Do not make Harry Potter jokes about the book that is obviously not about Harry Potter. #notfunny #youshouldseethelooksimgetting

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These two nerds + @magnussigurdarson

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WTH is a hype stinger?

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When you see it

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It's a nice car, too.

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Naturally, the camaro dick at the Porsche event has me blocked in. WTF

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@notched don't look at this

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Dan's breakfast is healthy because it has bananas on it.

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Well...

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One for the ladies. #bobthewondercat

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Thursday, February 28, 2019

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Hanging out with ghosts

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Wednesday, February 27, 2019

@adultswim knows

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What a genius this guy is to be a criminal fixer for over 10 years just so he would have a story to sell for a book deal when he gets out of prison in 3 years. #commitment #doyouevencrimebro

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#facts

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Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Just flashing the firmware on my light bulb, nbd.

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Truth

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I don't know what the occasion is, but this is about as relaxed as I have ever seen Beaker in the nearly 10 years I've been throwing away his poop.

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Monday, February 25, 2019

I got so busy doing my job yesterday that I forgot to post this racist-ass paella

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Forreals, which home depot?

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Sunday, February 24, 2019

Well...

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This is just like my house

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My next monitor

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When you see that not only did someone do a shitty job they didn't even do a good job of the shitty job.

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Green wall

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This is by far the fanciest place I have ever waited for someone by a gangway.

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Saturday, March 02, 2019

Finally, some art that makes sense

Yeah, that's a turtle riding a giraffe into the sun. #jealousmuch

Did you know you can doodle with a Tesla

Do not make Harry Potter jokes about the book that is obviously not about Harry Potter. #notfunny #youshouldseethelooksimgetting

These two nerds + @magnussigurdarson

WTH is a hype stinger?

When you see it

It's a nice car, too.

Naturally, the camaro dick at the Porsche event has me blocked in. WTF

@notched don't look at this

Dan's breakfast is healthy because it has bananas on it.

Well...

One for the ladies. #bobthewondercat

Friday, March 01, 2019

My request is on the list. And now we wait. #thehives

I just won the horchata lottery.

Just got startled by this dude hanging out in a cinder block by the garage door. I thought he was injured, and may be but he made it up to the wire.

Thursday, February 28, 2019

Hanging out with ghosts

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

@adultswim knows

What a genius this guy is to be a criminal fixer for over 10 years just so he would have a story to sell for a book deal when he gets out of prison in 3 years. #commitment #doyouevencrimebro

#facts

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Just flashing the firmware on my light bulb, nbd.

Truth

I don't know what the occasion is, but this is about as relaxed as I have ever seen Beaker in the nearly 10 years I've been throwing away his poop.

Monday, February 25, 2019

I got so busy doing my job yesterday that I forgot to post this racist-ass paella

Forreals, which home depot?

Sunday, February 24, 2019

Well...

This is just like my house

My next monitor

When you see that not only did someone do a shitty job they didn't even do a good job of the shitty job.

Green wall

This is by far the fanciest place I have ever waited for someone by a gangway.

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