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HTF did I live to be 50 years old without this? #pizzaque

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Posh rattle cans

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I remember these were much more rotary

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Nerd central

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Now from the "didn't get enough attention as a child" crowd, every street - legal Viper that still runs.

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There's the shiny

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Someday it might be nice for the whole car to look as good as this side does right now. Of course, you can't see that in the photo.

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Finna head to Ace Cafe because I ran out of things to do in Titusville

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Presented without explanation (as though there is one)

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John Stewart on 2 dope queens is amazing

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Quick question that this raises. Can you name even one farmer?

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Do you really want to name your product after the Bounty? I heard they did not have a great time.

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"military - approved" colors? #soundsofficial #alsosoundslikebullshit

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Waiting for dinner with the other crackers

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Imma take this as evidence that my dude Lee got that 944.

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Story of my life

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Any Porsche-related amusements happening in the frozen north tomorrow? Cars & coffee? Lunch?

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Now off to the wilds of Titusville

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You have to be a tough mofo to be chilling barefoot on a regulation Florida sidewalk (average temperature 473K) while wearing fuzzy pajamas with pig ears and snout. #props

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The sign spinner dude got no shoes and no front teefs but you'll know you're in the right place when the food arrives.

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Happy to see that

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I'm drinking the rat's coffee

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Sure, lumpy 4-door shitbox driver, you'll have enough power to close the door on me after I have to pass you on the right. #spoileralert #noyoufuckingdonot

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Just watched a family clean out the valentines day aisle at Walgreens (90% off) for 15 bucks and they got a ton of stuffed animals that the dad said they give to the less fortunate and everyone wins. #awesomeidea

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Sorry, not even that sketchy looking stranger, I will not give you a ride in my 911 because your car is out of gas a few miles from here in a shady area.

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What is this, spider? Feeding time or sexy time?

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Interesting wording

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So disappointed

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Well, we got our airplane back. Still not moving.

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Was a 7:45 flight at one time

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Ladies and gentlemen, insert blah blah blah speech about not being able to refuel aircraft to Miami, everyone has to deplane for an hour while they take the wing apart to refuel. #killmenow

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LAX to Miami, arriving just in time for rush hour traffic, as usual. #sotired

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Sorry, why is there a Ferrari engine in your Italian restaurant?

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That's a skyline too, innit?

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Flames on my Chrysler 300, yo

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The proper, not hilarious name of the ship

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TIL that commercial vessels fly an ensign with a red background as opposed to the blue background used ashore and on private vessels

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Of course you have cat ears on your shoes, lady.

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Dreams do come true. This is my boat to the hotel. #ferrymcferryface

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This ship has an erection

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