Saturday, March 09, 2019

When you have to label the art as 'not garbage'


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Picture the planning meeting behind this, "Don't flush your engagement ring down our toilet because you found out that your fiance is a junkie while you are menstruating"


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Whatever you do today, @alejonin don't think about the fact that I am eating my meals off of a tablecloth made from the same skeezy plastic they use to protect the flooring. 100% certain that the floor is cleaner.


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The whole scavenger hunt one has to go on to find food here begs the question, "was the Omelette cold when they gave it to me, or did it cool off in transit"?


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It's the neutral cloud that makes it good.


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Friday, March 08, 2019

Somebody has a model 3 on an island where I don't know if I would trust the electrical infrastructure. #grandbahamasisland


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Almost forgot. I fucking hate the traffic game.


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Thursday, March 07, 2019


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Literally, the only thing you can do with coconut.


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So long, imaginary diet. Mithai and red bread from my friend is what's for dinner now!


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Repost @cthagod


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If you order and then walk right out the door, you'll have just enough time to get a bag of cat food into the car before your smashy cheese sammich is done.


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Wednesday, March 06, 2019


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Tuesday, March 05, 2019


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A little too close. @iamhoneydill


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Monday, March 04, 2019

It got worse


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Oh hey, why am I still working around this miata again?


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@crod_pics


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When they say the guy had no neck, this is the guy they're talking about.


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I got a Reuben as big as your head here


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Goddammit #keith


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Sunday, March 03, 2019


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I'd have to say that this checks out.


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Accurate


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Get lost, entire rest of the internet. This is your new God. @nathanwpylestrangeplanet rules


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Right up to the moment one truly learns to say, "fuck it"


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It's good to hear the string of giggles that Laurel and Hardy produce from my nieces


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