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Screw you, robot.

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Guy spinning a sign that says "psychic fair", I wonder if they can tell that I'm not going there.

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This is as sleepy as a GT2 RS can look

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I should have brought the electric Smart car to do donuts around this mock - up

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If you don't know, you don't know

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Half of this band is dead

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Motherf*ck him and John Wayne

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When you order spicy, you better be ready for it.

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To the Quattro!

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#friday #facts @adultswim

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Person you don't recognize is on messaging platform you never use!

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How far down the ricer list do you have to go to reach the halfway-stance Sonata on rims?

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It's been a very long time, but I think I'm going to get a contact high from this other customer here. Smells like she was a firefighter in a weed forest fire.

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Well, there goes a good restaurant. Getting food because I'm here, hope it's good. What is a mughai?

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This is the world now? Way to fuck up the internet, Europe.

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No lie detected. @cthagod

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Oh, that's clear.

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Thank you for saving me not once, but two times yesterday, from buying gasoline like normal humans do, Citibank. So much more convenient having to walk inside and guess a number to charge for a fill-up.

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Just as an indication of the magic of grease, I did not throw my milkshake at the McDonald's guy when he asked me if that was "a Porsche or a Ferrari". I think I'm ready to drive home now.

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Fkn roasted right now. Been up since 4am. I'm counting on you to get me through this 3 hour drive, unhealthy food.

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I think this ship is happy

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Thar she blows

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I'm gonna guess that one didn't work out

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This should be good. Nice enough to sit outside.

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Don't feel bad, they can't find the 10mm either

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$10

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Even with a chopped cord, a variac still fetches $175

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Where else can you get a fireberd for $25? Still really never learned how to use it.

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Hell yes, I'm going to go to the nerd store. I've only been here about 243 times, I haven't seen everything yet.

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Right place, just delayed. Ship gets here at 4 pm instead of 11. Who's going to lunch in Orlando? Text me!

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When you come to the realization that you may have just driven 200 miles to board a ship that is not only not here, but neither of the two ship names you were given are here either.

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