Not terrible at all.

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When I came back from my mom's through the gate, one of the deer was SPRINTING away from the truck like he had seen some shit. #flashbackstatus

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Texas may get some things wrong, but this is a step in the right direction

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Parents of girls will understand this.

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This big block camaro, tho

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In case you were thinking about stealing any of the vintage toys

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Somebody is getting paid for this.

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They don't hide at all in mom's neighborhood.

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This would be a more scenic view of the people who put the sign up would trim the trees blocking it.

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Yes, that is one of my father's actual boots, better served as a doorstop than anything else.

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Oh, you poor, tasty fool.

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Wtf, $160 to watch a hockey game? Now I know Canada is high.

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And just like that, everybody split.

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There goes tubby, the feeder must be out of food

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Oh, hai new fella.

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So many tasty new frenz. Tubby better go hide that rack if he knows what's good for him.

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Got all the little baby snacks coming out now, too. They don't realize I'm on the front porch because I am downwind and I don't stink.

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Somebody just got shot at.

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The generally not-crappy view from my sister's front porch.

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I don't know if the white one has a name, but the one behind him is 'the gatekeeper'

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Another angle change, I don't think they suspect that my sister would let me into the house.

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Yeah, I said runway.

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I scared a lot of them away when I moved down to the runway to get a better picture. This big bastard isn't afraid of anything, except for the feeder not going off on schedule.

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Just like at my house, the fat ones can be found hanging around the feeder. Almost time, should be a big crowd.

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Homeboy didn't even know I was here. #downwind

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Dillo

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You're that one knucklehead who want away from the herd earlier when we came in, aren't you?

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There are people with guns (and recipes) looking for you right now

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It is really difficult to take a picture through binoculars. Hello, delicious.

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I can still see you tasty idiots over there with the binoculars, but it's not me you have to worry about.

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I swiped the second-string four wheeler to go survey the grounds, and not screw up any hunting with snoring.

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Wassup dilla

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You tasty mofos need to hide better

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