Oh, hello again.

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This needs to be on the coronavirus memorial

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This is @dmfarris right now

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When the internet recipe looks and smells this good, it may not serve 4

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Scored!

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Goddammit. Bill Withers, 81.

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#Repost @dhidalgojr • • • • • • Posted @withregram • @socialdistortion We’ve been seeing a lot of artists' and bootleggers' creativity playing off our image and the term “Social Distancing” over the last few weeks. While we get a laugh and are inspired by what we’ve seen, we also wonder why the money isn’t going to the crisis the imagery is making light of. This said, we wanted to do something a bit more special, so we reached out to our friends @madtwinsart to help us lay our idea down and deliver an official “Social Distancing” design. More importantly we want to make sure that the money you’re spending is going to causes that we feel are important during this unprecedented time. 100% of the profits from the sale of this shirt will be split between @unitedway and @musicares COVID-19 Relief Fund. In addition we’re also offering free shipping (U.S. addresses only) when you purchase this shirt. We appreciate you for always being there for us and we thank you for your continued support. Be safe, stay healthy and we look forward to seeing you all soon!

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So, I decide to call my new pals about the wealth of baking powder I have now; "your approximate wait time is 172 minutes"

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Best things about a standing desk, I mean come on, your soup is right there.

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