Don't you hate it when everybody has the same dinner idea as you? Mini-riot

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At the hammerbashery getting some luxury clearance.

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Modern problems: cat gets sick, loses so much weight she doesn't activate the crap-o-matic 3000 anymore. #fail

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Kiss my ass, relatively new guy, telling me some easily disproved bullshit story. #noob #thatsnothowitworks

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Have clever idea for rolling front fenders, end up bashing it with a hammer. #worked

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No post-Christmas junk foods? Who are these monsters I work with?

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TIL that when the vet's assistant puts a stick in your cat's butt, their ears turn red. #didnotneedtoknowthat

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Getting this jerk a tune-up. There was a stool sample taken, it was pretty awkward...

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Merry fucking Christmas, trooper. #crappygift #fuckinglazors

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Enjoying this tasty certain death by heartburn from Doris Italian market and wrestling with a poorly-designed database. Probably should have read the entire tutorial first.

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I REALLY hope the porta potty company returns this bag of trash to the people who put it here (with a filled out luggage tag, no less)

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Cataz storage. #withlazors

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A little gift for the germaphobes

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Another ship with the heroic FNG #meh #skyporn

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Thunderbirds are out today

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I just became 'that asshole' who will call the cops on your little cracker buddy riding his pep boys shit bike with no muffler in my driveway because I don't want to learn how long one spends in jail for punching a 12-year old. #dontfuckingtestme

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Why is it that when you get stuck waiting somewhere with someone that is a talker, they never want to talk about anything that's not insane? #someheroicbullshithappeninghere #kook

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I'd like to be done now. #toonicetowork #haventevenstarted

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Really? #nature

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@mysticnegro I'll see your candy coated apples and raise you a snickerdoodle. Bosses wife on a baking spree. #thestruggleisreal

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This clutch can kiss my ass today. Also, thanks for the poop, nature. #wildlife #grinding

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I just got the hookup on Porsche parts

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Spoder mobile

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The ridiculous shit going on out here.

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Scrubby dubby. This is all the preparation I'm willing to do for the waxing contest tomorrow.

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This cat is a total Florida baby. #notevencold #lazors

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Shopping for beer to take to a party that my booze expert recommended, not finding it but spotted this gem. #crackerasscrackers

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Not a good sign

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None more black.@fifteen52

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Stolengram @fuckkai

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The master at work

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Let the stress begin

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TIL the salesman who sold me the tiny electric car no longer works at the dealership, and I'm not getting the car at the end of December but at the beginning of February. #disappointed #gladididnttakethehitchoffyet

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So stoked to watch my father open his car door into my previously-undinged door. Good to see you, pop. #grrr

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Haven't ever touched this SWAG duffel bag from this gig, but the cat commandeered my other one, so it's perfect for now.

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Tom Wilson

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SOON

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The only thing missing from these displays in the service department showing how much time people spend on tickets is a header that says "who's the checkup?" #calledout #motivationalshaming

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That's how it works. #truth #fizix

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90%-ish. Put a plug on the wiring temporarily until I can write in a new circuit but I'm not feeling it right now. #freespace

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Did you ever notice all the crawly things around you every day? This is a millipede in the gap between two linoleum tiles. That's a hair next to it for size reference. #yourewelcome

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Making progress. Relocating some things like the welding machines based on how much use they get. Anybody want to buy some small block Chevy stuff?

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Built a dust collector so I can move the shop-vac outside and regain the floor space it was taking up. There's a fair chance I may have just wasted an afternoon and a pair of buckets...

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Mostly harmless or not, possums are some sketchy-looking characters

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Look, nasty opossum, you don't have to go home #butyoucantstayhere

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Bright images flashing by #likewindshieldstowardafly #neilpeart

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I just sorted through a box that I realized was never unpacked from when I moved here 8 years ago and only kept these speaker connectors and a ceiling fan balancing kit.

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Trying to find some order in this garage. #itsprobablyburiedsomewhere #needmoarspace

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Wonder why people think Audi drivers are asshats?

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It's pretty sporting of this spider to make little guide lines in his web. Also, that's a fat spider.

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