Possibly the best possible request for quotation topic. Receiving this at 7 pm on a Friday night with no internet, due on Tuesday, not the best.

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They all look the same to me

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Can I get a hurray for free, stupidly large monitors?

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See if you can figure out voicemail, Mr (or Ms) Number

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Dammit, turns out that I did not have the mustard I should have, but I got brats and homemade potato salad.

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Well, I'm certainly glad that the 'advanced troubleshooting team' called me right in the middle of making my dinner to plug a laptop directly to the modem. I hope their technician puts in as much effort as they are to avoid sending someone.

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You ain't got this

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I still have to try and get shit done, so I called them. Homey had me disconnect the ethernet cable between the modem and router and that was his big move. Sorry, guess again. See your technician tomorrow.

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@mysticnegro I don't want to steal your illuminati connection, but look who just showed up

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What sucks is having to call these idiots so they can tell me (for at least the 4th time) that I need to replace my modem, which I own. It has not once been the modem. @xfinity come fix your cable problem.

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What sucks is having to call these idiots so they can tell me (for at least the 4th time) that I need to replace my modem, which I own. It has not once been the modem. @xfinity come fix your cable problem.

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What sucks is having to call these idiots so they can tell me (for at least the 4th time) that I need to replace my modem, which I own. It has not once been the modem. @xfinity come fix your cable problem.

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Looks like it's time for my annual internet outage. WTF @xfinity

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Oh yes, entire work laptop, configured with office, all the programs I need, and document templates built in, on a single USB steek. Takes a while to install, but then it's just all good.

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Huh, they redesigned the area that keeps getting fucked up. You're damn right I'm returning the old one under warranty.

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Business math: 64gb=$20, 128gb=$90

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Still laughing at this

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Thoughts and prayers, naturally

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Family sat next to me with scriptures on both sides of their t-shirts and FEAR GOD on the sleeves. Y'all didn't even say grace before digging into the pre-made dinners. Hmm. #suspect #yallaintskeered

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Tumbleweave in the wild

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Yes, I will investigate your 'salesforce ate my homework' reason for not paying your invoice. Too bad it wouldn't have been an issue 30 fucking days ago, you know, WHEN IT WAS DUE.

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Isn't today one of the seven days?

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Oh, they don't know yet...

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Circular Fakebook dumbness

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Man down!

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Caaaaaakkkkeee

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The burger bar is open

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We haven't even made it to the giant burgers yet

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Team chicken wing cooking

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Tastes pretty good, you could slip someone one of these and they might not notice. I think it's the fake flame broiled flavor.

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Does not come with cheese or mustard by default

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Impossibru

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I'd like to hear the story of how this happened to my tape measure

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Before I snatch yo ass yet again, what is your deal, one weird eyebrow hair?

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Up to volume 6 now.

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