Bruh.

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Seven fucking degrees is pretty shocking when you've been holed up in the terminal all day

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Next year, I'll be more prepared for holiday travel

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Not - being - ironic shorts guy

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Sometimes, a man has to take home decor in hand

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Makes perfect sense

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Kids are even funnier when they're dressed for cold weather

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One of the two flights to DH today is already canceled. Looks like we have a late entry for trip of the year.

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Dreadful. It's warmed up to 9 degrees, I left the line for coffee and it hasn't moved.

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No baggage already, now I might not even have time to check in before my probably weather - delayed flight. #thisisfine🔥

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Anchorage

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Today, in news nobody asked for: people aren't scared enough to sustain the war on terror anymore, we need to ramp up that FUD

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There's always a tweet, your kid is stupid, too edition

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I like this a little too much

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No, I really don't have time for an accident on the turnpike rn

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There's Christmas dinner, delivered to the chef

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Ah yes, the mysterious bidirectional antenna

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Plain and simple... you can sacrifice time, money sweat and tears - but the minute you sacrifice your self respect, your morals and/or dignity you’ve lost. #TeamDL (notice the word PRIDE was NOWHERE in there) Reposted from @realdlhughley

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Protip: use the rice crispy treats as a handle for the chocolate doo-dads

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How many rice crispy treats can one consume before they give you the boot? #letsfindout

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WTFing hipster sink is this all about?

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Happy holidays!

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I don't want this person teaching anyone anything

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Somebody done stolded the power cable from the TV. I did mention that I was in Tampa, right?

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First Lyft vehicle I've been in with barf bags. I am in Tampa during waking hours so I can appreciate the need.

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Witness

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"man on the moon" again. Baby-person sitting on dad's lap in front of me has a shirt with fake suspenders.

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It's just not possible here in homophobia-land, but some photojournalist needs to document the silly ways that men stand while using a urinal. #onehandonthehiptoday

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@gilcelia

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Won't be talking that shit with a broken jaw. #makeasswhoopinsgreatagain

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Hahaha

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Tried to get in here before the warden put the froot loops away. Failed.

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#oldies

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Adding a few new names today

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