Well shit, they dynamite the gas station.

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That fucking cloud

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That's about how much space you need for an 87 inch television

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Tyler's new tube #huge

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I got metal shop envy

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Damn muffler strap broke

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When the queen dispatches a truck to pick up art

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Of all the times to not understand Spanish well enough. #thesepeoplesore

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Change of equipment, lots fewer seats in bidness class. Hilarity ensues.

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Sliding into priority boarding: good. Getting stuck in the sun on the jetway: not quite as good

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400 people here waiting, nobody pushed the button for train.

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Love this terminal building

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I know they made a big deal about the Sea Hag opening their first store in Italy, but here's what will happen: you go into the place, looking for a regular filter coffee, trademark "Pike place roast" because it's tolerable. The cashier says that the machine is broken, would you like an Americano instead? Machine says "ready to brew" in plain English on the LCD display. #justhappened

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Boom. Sangwich.

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Awful.

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Boy, they really got me on the hotel this time

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This is one of those horror movie hallways

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Holed up at the country club for the night, it was cheaper than the regular hotels and apparently I can go check out Mexican birds, which is strange since I am in Spain.

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Nice try, spam losers, but I ain't got no job.

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Hasta luego

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One may note that the length of usable time is not specified in the directions. Do they want it to be a surprise? #itwillbe

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Looks better with sunlight

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Fuck you, mustard pack, it's been too long of a day for this shit

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Fun fact: the secret cabin you're in isn't on the map and is very difficult to find when you are exhausted

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Cheeky shot of Sagrada familia from my latest waterborne job

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I've been on the ground for 2 hours, finally made it out of the airport and into traffic.

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This is beyond useless

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LOL at the tourists who think their global entry should get them access to the EU citizen electronic passport control

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Fancy Nancy has her own city now?

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Holy shit, Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds at Austin City Limits. Also had LCD Soundsystem on another episode. AA stepped up their entertainment game.

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What are the odds that this row, chosen because it was empty, remains empty?

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Why is the mustard lumpy?

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And now, we wait. #october3

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Need somewhere to put my latest booze-related autocross prize

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I had never even heard of a Ford Tremor but they *allegedly become smaller in the rear-view mirror above 140

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The Inflatable shirt sleeve: the greatest thing to happen to a non Air conditioned 911 ever

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One of these things is not like the others. #priceuponapplication

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The things one does for free food.

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