That was a disappointing setback for one of my life goals of never washing the tiny car.

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What do these people water their grass with? #coffee #tobaccospit

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FFS it's probably easier to come up with a cure for cancer than to fix an error in downloading Office from Microsoft.

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By popular request, pictures of the porsches. There were no pancakes involved today.

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Unexpected benefit of not having a job: Porsches and pancakes whenever I want.

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When you don't bring me the 40 whatever cents from my change, that's technically called stealing. Also, fuck your tip now.

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Well, I guess that's one thing religious zealots can agree on. #fearsells

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Do you really not notice how the entire rest of society is not holding their cell phone conversation on speaker phone, annoying man?

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Aluminum, baby - that's where the money's at. #relativelyspeaking

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I really appreciate how you took the time to barf all the way across the house before hacking up your hairballs on not just one, but both of the rugs in my bedroom. #therewillbemurders

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#goals

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There is no way the process of recycling steel makes any money. There were at least 6 guys loading steel, a scale operator and a cashier. #overhead #310pounds=$6.20

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It's been in the way long enough, I suppose I can figure I'm not going to use this steel for anything now.

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Good news: display driver seems to not crash. Bad news: entire computer is frozen, even after rebooting. #fuckWindows10

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