The fishes name was sherry

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Just an observation: you could take out every cracker in town by targeting the Marriott breakfast buffet. #notasuggestion

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Always try the stuff that smells like it has so much spice that it might kill you for breakfast

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Yeah, I got American graffiti on the box. #winning

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I know all proper red blooded Americans hate Muslims and they're going to kill us all, but the architecture of mosques is kickass. #maybeyoushouldgoseetheworld

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9PM traffic jam. #welcometobahrain

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Not a picture you get to take often.

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Fkn limeys, killing me. Picked up mx5 survival guide for a laugh, then realize they have more 911 rags than even the Germans and they're in English.

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Too late to save Terrence

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Properly distopian morning here at 'eafrow. The Borg probably want their cube back.

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This aircraft has chemtrails on the inside. Headed to breakfast at 'eafrow. #conspiracytheory

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Yeah, I painted the cheapest license plate frame money can buy, and the screws. Jet lag makes you productive in the most useless ways.

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Are the police in this country not able to interact with people of color without killing them any more? Cnn at breakfast, so depressing. #failing

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This guy just got here from 1975

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I get to keep my money for another week. Need that work done, though. :-/

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I never realized how friendly this toaster oven is

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I never realized how friendly this toaster oven is

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Everybody move to Canada, smoke lots of pot

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@brettrohlfing is within $1 of Ivan's taxation fantasy.

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This cookie has zero flavor. I miss pancake-bot #4morehours

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Lounge lizards

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When you scrounge your emergency headphones out of your laptop bag and this autoplays, it's going to be all right

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When you have 14 hours remaining before your flight and you realize your headphones are in your already checked - in suitcase. #fml #killmenow

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Good morning, pancake-bot

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Another good view

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Best view of a ship

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Dirty window tour #stranded

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