Saturday, March 05, 2016

I stand by my assertion that calling their food 'barbecue' would get you shot in Texas, but I like the chili here.


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The Fleapocalypse begins now. Reloaded a swiffer wet-jet bottle with the magic spray and it's time to party.


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Well, there's your problem


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Friday, March 04, 2016

Fair trade for Beaker getting his flea medication.


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Thursday, March 03, 2016

What if your fucking dog is a cat? Also, when did flea control become so expensive.


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Wednesday, March 02, 2016

Ok, so I got a new coffee pot because the old one died. You know the ceiling fan fried, I didn't mention the control panel on the too-fancy clothes dryer failing (2nd one in 8 years @$250). Now, I have confirmation of the flea problem I've suspected for a while. Where do you buy napalm?


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Not feeling that look. #hellashit


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New mini percolator might be the perfect size for my coffee needs, but my normal amount of grounds makes coffee that's darker than midnight.


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Tuesday, March 01, 2016

Just came through the most impressive speed trap ever. No less than 10 motorcycle units on 528 going towards Port Canaveral. Yes, I see you officer.


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Should never have been sat here for 30 minutes to get lukewarm eggs, but this sign nearly makes up for the experience.


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What about the Spanish braille menu?


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Oh, happy day! $$$


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Sunday, February 28, 2016

Note to self, for later. If a corner worker is waving a passing flag, whether it's for you or not, DO NOT focus on that shit and miss the point where you should be braking. #peripheralvisiononly #sketchy #enough


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Thanks to Rivers Cuomo subliminal messages, I had no choice when buying cough drops. #youknowit #oryoudont


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Under no circumstances should you order the ham & cheese omelette. Nothing with a slice of American 'cheese' on top is for human consumption.


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