Oh, you poor stupid bastard

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About to unleash the power of Mexican food on this project. #necessitomasfuerza

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This is *possibly* not an air conditioned tunnel to Mexico

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It's a lovely day for a game of 'let's dig up the yard'

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It's not the automagical ones, it's the regular ones daisy chained from them. I guess that answers the question about the outlet being switched.

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I think the new automagical led shop lights forgot that they're supposed to turn off

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Future so bright

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@motorsports_nm was right, I just found this in the back yard.

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There really is some zero-effort wait staff going on here

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This is all they have now - the chickenpocalypse is upon us.

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Hurry up, I starving nao

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This is my true calling. Peanut butter and chocolate ice-cream and all the free coffee you can drink.

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Company exercise program: walk the length and height of the ship 406 times in a day while troubleshooting

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Waiter is wearing a Connie mack world series sweatshirt, he played there in 2014. #smallworld

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Defend this

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Why would the weather radar app be creeping on my location history? Also, I'm 'that guy' having dinner at Dennys instead of paying for taxis all over the island to find mofongo because I could walk there.

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Those engineering guys should always win the gingerbread house competition

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No.

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Nice respectfully separated tags

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Soggy San Juan. I think there's more air freshener than there is air in this van right now.

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One last snack raid before @americanair drops my status from Platinum Pro to Persona non Grata next year.

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That doesn't count if the artist is a friend of yours, does it?

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Does the gummint shutdown mean no TSA tomorrow?

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This why I can't go to court.

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Hooray for leftovers

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¡VIVA LA RAZA!

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Paging @mistahil824

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Yeah, that just happened. Thanks, Pete!

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IPv6 hurts my brain

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New day, new mess. Heavily over-engineered sink relocation project in full swing. Why am I still working so late?

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Speaking of relics, this is from 1994

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Genuine Franny Maru belt buckle from the past.

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Had an amazing Christmas dinner and got this great gift from @brook_dorsch, thanks!

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Looks like a gingerbread guy got murked

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It's important to note that the bomb proof cups like the ones from restaurants are 'shatter-resistant' but will still die eventually.

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Finally, a true statement

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So much room for activities

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Racism explained for dummies

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Well, that's well put.

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Oh.

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Some Italian thing

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Chachi's Lincoln

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En vi me, ob the Mazda shitbox

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Ever find yourself wishing you had taken a better look at the sammich from the other day BEFORE you took two bites of it? Asking for a friend. Photo not related, yet...

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Oh, very much so.

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