Goal for the rest of the year: I'd like to be able to breathe through at least one nostril before 2018

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Just landed in Miami, this should be interesting

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Technically, my colleague Peter scored the upgrade, but now that he's out of my row...

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I can't describe how badly I wish I was in my bed instead of an aircraft right now.

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Finally made it to the clean toilet club

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Did not sleep nearly enough on this plane

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Taxiing to the gate in LAX

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Taxi driver seems so quaint in today's world.

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Peace tf out

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Only 23 1/2 hours to go

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I live here now. #oof

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How you going to stay on your couch in a world where this is a real thing? I missed taking an actual photo of this because I didn't realize what I was seeing at the time and we were in a hurry.

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Outta here

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Fitting song to start the day where you sit on an airplane until you can't feel your ass any more. #iamgonnamakeitthroughthisyearifitkillsme

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This, I'm not as sold on

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JDM as fuck

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Bridge

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Best view of any ship, with me not on it.

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When you find out the hawt alien is a trap

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Bumper cars. On a ship.

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Today's office

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Off-road camper

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@todayatifttt works great until it mysteriously stops working

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When you tell the Starbucks lady you want your crappy little sandwich for here, but she DGAF

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Waiting for the nerds to figure out how to get the software to play nice. #mangoicecream #robinhood

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Great, FNG up there has different firmware and doesn't want to play right.

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Today's office: top of the rat boat

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Best work truck ever.

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One thing this damned car does not want to do is 35mph. #bucky #notcool

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Why does this happen every time I just need to shut down so I can leave?

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Commuting in an Alfa Spider

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Das Essen

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2nd rat-tail in 2 months. #comebacktrail

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WTF is this on the window of the tiny car? Slug? Leech? Wut?

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I cannot really endorse the ingrown toenail that doesn't clear up. #somebullshit #sopain

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I don't believe these sandwiches are made of real baby.

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Hearse with the twice pipes. #goingoutinstyle

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Am I really going to have to repair @quickbooks every time I try to do business now? #wtfisthis

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Guyanese drink of the day

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@notched at this point, I may be giving out allen wrenches instead of candy for Halloween! #thatsjusttheonesifoundin5minutes

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@notched I don't have an allen wrench drawer, but I do have a mostly-ratchets drawer now.

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If you can't remember why the stack of marked-up plywood scraps is on the workbench, does that mean the project is completed?

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Yeah, nah.

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GETSOMEGETSOMEGETSOMEGETSOMEGOAGAIN #fuckyeahHenryRollins

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No, random Kia suv dude in traffic on Taft Street, I don't want to sell my 911. #witchabrokeass

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When you have amazing friends that help you restore your car back to it's original crappiness. #lovebugssuck #PCArules

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Official.

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Literally the only reason I am here.

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When you haven't eaten all day and end up going a bit nuts at your favorite roti spot. Also Guyana has their own cream soda?

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